Brew v Breach Staff Training Calculator
Your kettle costs more than your cyber training
Most businesses spend more on tea, coffee and milk for their staff than it would cost to train those same staff to stop a cyber-attack. Don't believe it, put your staff numbers in, select your coffee culture and hit “Put The Kettle On” button.
What the teal bar buys
Five layers of human risk protection
Gap analysis survey
A baseline of where your people stand before anything else starts.
Monthly video training
Short, watchable lessons that build habits without eating into the working day.
Monthly phishing simulations
Safe, realistic tests so the first convincing phish your team sees is ours.
Dark web domain monitoring
Alerts when staff credentials surface in breach data, before criminals use them.
GRC e-sign portal
Policies issued, signed and evidenced in one place. Auditors love it.
How we work it out. Brew spend assumes 2.5 hot drinks per person across 250 working days at a per-cup supplies cost matched to your coffee culture. Training reflects an illustrative per-user programme rate. Attack costs are illustrative estimates by business size drawn from published UK breach data. Your actual quote depends on your environment. Enquire for bespoke final numbers and figures.
